I wrote this for my public blog at ecowhore.com instead of writing the other things I should be writing, because I felt like writing this.
I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately because I’m writing a book where this is sort of the central theme. It should be done in a year or two.
About a year ago, or maybe it was two years ago, a new book came out that I was so excited about. I thought it was going to be a manual for navigating healthy loving relationships in a totally fucked up culture where we’re mostly all a little fucked up ourselves. Navigating such [...]
Have you ever stayed up all night reading all of the stories a person has ever written on the Internet, simultaneously thinking how amazing they are and how creepy it would be if you emailed them? That was me a few years ago with Jodi Sh Doff’s Dirty Girl Diaries. Then she wrote more things. [...]
Since I published a book I decided to read a bunch of similar books. Probably I was supposed to do that before writing the book, but I also hear it’s dishonest to think too much before you write. So I waited, and these are some of the books I’ve read (I decided to not review [...]
This whole ebook publishing thing has been really fun, and even a little profitable. I’m definitely going to do it again and again. But first I want to do it with you.
Here’s the thing. I thought I wrote a book of good stories about escorting, but what people read was How It Is To [...]
The biggest disasters are those of unpreparedness, dependence, and plain old thoughtlessness. Because of different levels of preparation and common sense, one person’s disaster is another person’s inconvenience. So, let’s talk about preparation. Don’t worry, I won’t tell you to stock canned goods.
There are just a few things you need.
It would be [...]
I reach for my boobs the way I always do when it’s time to close the sale or move the fuck on, but my sweater reminds me this isn’t a strip club.
“Mmmhmm,” I nod. Keep looking interested, self.
Behind him are hundreds of other men, all in black suits, and a few dozen women [...]
Guess what I did???????
Yep, I wrote a book. It’s short (30 computer pages, 80 kindle pages?) and it’s awesome.
I thought maybe you would like to hear about how I became an escort, traveled to another country, worked in a crazy collective slash agency, and indulged foot fetishists and tantric worshipers. It’s all [...]
“Oh yeah, and now I’m an escort!” I was catching up with somebody I hadn’t seen in a few years.
They looked kind of puzzled. “Didn’t you always do that?”
“Well, no. I mean, kind of… well, it’s different.”
They shrugged. “It seems like everyone I know in the sex industry does a little of [...]
In other words, super awesome queer porn. In which I appear in carharts, suspenders, and a strap on, with my amazing friend Trixie in a similar outfit. The star, of course, is not us but Trixie’s girlfriend Delia. Imagine Barbie with curly dark hair, deep brown eyes, and a big cock. Also imagine that she’s [...]