Hi, I’m Tara…

I'm a whore revolutionary and a wilderbabe. I'm pretty much in love with this little river I live on and myself and if you stick around you'll read (and see) all about it.

Who am I?

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It’s been a few years, Internet.

I’ve been chopping wood, hauling water, cutting fish, and manifesting money with my body and spirit. I’m a little different than I used to be – older might sum it up. For the last three years I’ve been blogging secretly for paying subscribers and I really liked that. By the end of Hobo Stripper I wasn’t feeling so good about putting everything out there for anyone who might be browsing the internet. Having control of who was reading and how much they monetarily valued my writing was awesome. Not having a more public platform to jettison my thoughts into internet issues was less awesome.

Then the privacy of that blog was compromised and I locked it down tight AND had a great idea about making the best porn ever! I started this site and I figured I’d be the porn I wanted to see and also have a place to tell the internet things. But it turns out good porn is hard to make, good adult payment processors with affiliate programs are impossible to find, and I got distracted by other things.

Tonight I’ve been chopping wood, fixing the handle of the splitting maul, and having an NPR dance party by myself. Hey, it’s the only station I get besides Jesus. I owe the IRS a bunch of money that I don’t have and I don’t feel like going to town again to make it (and really, one shouldn’t do sex work when one doesn’t feel like it). I just re-watched Sequoia’s X Country videos from IShotMyself, which are like the ultimate perfect porn making inspiration. I would find a picture and link you straight to them, but my internet’s slower than dial up, my laptop is going to die in 14 minutes, and the batteries are down to 11.62. Anyways. We should all watch Sequoia’s amazing videos and tomorrow I’m going to run the generator and try again to be the porn I want to see. Which I hope is also the porn that you want to see and the porn that will save me from the IRS.

Stay tuned.

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